A plane was flying over the Pacific Ocean, filled with businessmen. Suddenly, one of the engines gave out, and the plane began to lose altitude. The flight attendant told the passengers to stay calm, it would not be a crash landing, but they would be lost in the ocean, and may never be found.
Upon hearing this, one man began to laugh. They asked him, "Why are you laughing?" He said, "I owe the IRS $45,000. They'll find me."
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