The depressed-looking woman goes up the embalmer and says, "My husband died a few days ago in a car crash. When he died, he was in a black suit. It would be very nice if you could change his suit into one that is blue after embalming him. Blue was his favorite color, so I hope you understand." The embalmer replies, "I'm sorry for your loss. I will change his suit for you." And so the sobbing woman walks out.
Just 2 hours later, another woman walks in the office. The woman, also very sad, says, "My husband died a few days ago when a speeding motorcycle hit him. When he died, he was in a blue suit. If you could change his suit to a black one after embalming, that would be very nice of you. Black was his favorite color, you see. I hope you understand." The embalmer replies, "I am very sorry for your loss. I will change his suit for you." And so this woman went somberly out the door.
The embalmer is thinking about where he will find the suits, when he remembers the woman who came two hours ago. He realizes the first woman wanted a blue suit instead of black, and the second one wanted a black suit instead of blue.
The embalmer sighs in relief: "Wow. This is so much easier! Now I can just switch the two heads!"
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