A woman walks into a hair salon...

And she tells a receptionist "Make me look beautiful". The receptionist then hands her a business card. Incredulously, the woman asks the receptionist "I did not know Father John could cut hair".
The receptionist then responds: "He doesn't. You come to us if you want a haircut. You go to Father John if you need a miracle".

Everyone talks about dad jokes, my mom just told me this one.

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