* Had been married 3 times before
* Told friend she was still a virgin
* Friend was surprised
* Woman said yes, still a virgin
** First husband was gynecologist, just wanted to look at it
** Second husband was a contractor, kept telling me 'tomorrow'
** Third husband psychotherapist, just wanted to talk about it
* Now fourth husband is lawyer -- I know I'm gonna get fucked.
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