A woman tells her husband she'd like bigger breasts but can't afford the surgery

"What can I do? Push up bras don't do it for me and I'm not keen on stuffing my bra. Any suggestions?"

"You could always rub between them with tissue," he helpfully suggests.

"How do you know that will work," she asks.

"Well, it did wonders for your arse".

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