Daiquiris

Every Friday, the doctor goes down to Dick's bar and orders a daiquiri - but no just any daiquiri - he prefers them to be made with chicory root.
One Friday, Dick runs out of chicory, and he looks around frantically. He finds a jar of hickory, and he thinks, "Well, they do SOUND the same..."
The doctor comes in and orders the usual, but he stops mid-sip.
"Is this a Chicory Daiquiri, Dick?"
"No, it's a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc!"

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