A woman is working at a sperm bank...

A woman is working behind the counter of a sperm bank. Suddenly a man wearing a ski mask and holding a gun comes running in.
He yells at her,

"Alright, no sudden movements and you don't get hurt. Now, grab one of those bottles of cum behind you."

Confused, the woman turns around and grabs one of the tubes.

"NOW DRINK IT!"

"What?? NO!", She says.
He cocks back the gun pointed at her head. "Do it. Now"

After she chugs back the whole vial, the man takes off his ski mask, revealing himself to be her husband, and says,

"See, that wasn't so bad!"

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