"Bring back a brazilian chick, maybe her and I can make a boy together, I hate how you've been giving nothing but daughters."
The wife gets upset but doesn't say anything.
A few days later, she gets back from her trip. Upon getting home, the first thing her husband says to her is "Did you bring me my gift?"
She responds "You'll get it in about 9 months."
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