A woman is standing on a bridge about to jump

when a man approaches her and asks why she intends to jump, to which she replies that she has lost the will to live. He asks "Well if you are going to jump, mind if we have sex before you do?". Disgusted the woman tells him to fuck off, so the man starts leaving. "Where are you going?" she asks, he replies "to the bottom of the bridge, hopefully you'll still be warm when I get down there."

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