A woman is having a party and tells all the guests to dress as a feeling.

The first person shows up all dressed in green with his face painted green. The hostess says, "I see you are green with envy. Come on in."

The second guest is a woman who is dressed in blue with a blue wig. The hostess says, "I see you're blue - you're sad. Come in!"

Later, the hostess answers the door to a completely naked man with a bowl of custard strapped to his waist and his penis is inserted into the custard. The hostess says, "My god! I think you misunderstood me. You were supposed to dress as a feeling."

The man says, "I am dressed as a feeling. I'm fucking disgusted."