A woman is crying on the beach. she has no arms or legs. A man walking by sees her crying.
"Whats wrong? " he asks.
She answers "my life is horrible, I have never had a man hold me in his arms".
So the man picks her up and gives her a hug.
Still crying she says " I have never had a man kiss me"
The man picks her up and gives her a kiss.
Still crying she says " i have never been fucked before"
The man picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says " you're fucked now."
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