She places her carton of eggs, half gallon of milk, and vegetables by the cash register.
The check-out guy looks at her groceries, then back to the woman, and says "you must be single, aren't you?"
The woman, surprised by the accurate prediction, says "oh! Could you tell that from what I was buying?"
"No, you're ugly as shit"
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