A man is walking along a beach one day and sees a woman with no arms or legs cryiny in the sand. He walks up to her and asks, "what's wrong?". She replies, "well, I've never been hugged...". So the man decides to give her a hug and then walks away. The next day, he sees the woman crying again. "What's wrong?" he asks her again. "Well, I've never been kissed" she answers. So the man decides to kiss her and then walks away. Another day he sees her again, still crying. He asks "Why are you crying?". She replies "Well, I've never been fucked." So the man picks her up, throws her in the water, and says "well, now you're fucked."
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