A woman had two female

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes,
want to have a little fun?"


She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male
parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a
good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together.


So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, want to have a
little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made
it to heaven!"