So she puts an ad out.
"I want a man who isn't violent, won't run away from commitment, and can satisfy me in bed." Simple and to the point.
The next day, her doorbell rings, and she answers the door. On her doorstep is a man with no arms or legs. She has a skeptical look on her face, but before she can say anything, the man interrupts.
"Before you say anything, I want to say that since I have no arms, I can't hit you. I have no legs, so I'm certainly not running from anything..."
"Well, how do I know you can satisfy me?" She asks.
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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