She walks into the store and purchases the following:
1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women's deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: Wow, you can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!
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