A woman goes to movies with her newborn son.

The kid starts crying and keeps crying for 10-15 minutes.

Frustrated, a man screams :" damnit woman, put a boob in the kid's mouth. "

Angered by the remark, the woman's husband stands up and starts lecturing the guy in the dark about how he is a awful human being and doesn't know how to behave with woman.

The man screams again :" put one in his mouth too. "

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