A woman goes to get welfare for her and her 9 children. When she gets to the counter the clerk asks for all her children's names; to which she promptly replies "Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, and Joe."
The clerk is confused, so he asks, "Well if you want to tell them to go to bed what do you say?"
She replies, "Joe go to bed."
He asks, "If you want them to eat their dinner what do you say?"
She replies, "Joe eat your dinner."
Finally he asks, "Well if you want to call them individually what do you say?!"
She simply says, "I just call them by their last names!"
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