While the bartender is fixing his drink the man sets a tiny piano and a little man on the bar. The little man sits on the bench and begins to play the piano.
The bartender walks over with the mans drink and says "where did you get this?" The man pulls a crystal out of his pocket and hands it to the bartender. "I got it from this wishing crystal." "How does it work?" asks the bartender. "Just hold it in your hand, close your eyes, and make a wish."
The bartender does just that and suddenly the bar is filled with ducks. The bartender opens his eyes and sees his bar filled with ducks. He looks at the man and says "what the hell is this? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The man takes the crystal back and says "yeah, its a bit finicky with the wishes, how do you think i ended up with a 12 inch pianist?"
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