...at the store, she orders what she would like and sees that she forgot her wallet. Ducking out kf the store she runs home and is hit by a bus, killing her instantly. A few months later, a small boy walks into the store. He sees the woman's plate of fudge and asks the man behind the counter how much. "Its been here for so long kid, you can have it for free." Excited, the child runs home and hides the fudge. That night he begins eating the fudge on his bed. He hears a scratching sound on his door. Terrified he stops cold. He sees the ghost of the woman float through his door, and he is paralyzed. "Give me my fudge" she says. Horrified the boy looks at her and says in his bravest voice, "no it's mine." So the ghost pulls out a large knife and starts advancing on the boy. She raises the knife over her head, and the boy knows that he is about to die. As she swings down with all her strength he closes his eyes, he knows what will happen next. But instead of death he hears, "aren't you going to eat your half?"
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