A woman goes to a sexshop and asks, "Where are the dildos?" and the attendant replies, pointing, "On that wall over there." The lady says, "I'll take that red one."
A woman goes to a sexshop and asks, "Where are the dildos?" and the attendant replies, pointing, "On that wall over there." The lady says, "I'll take that red one."
The attendant replies, "No, ma'am, I meant the wall *next* to the fire extinguisher."
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