An elderly couple are sitting out on their porch. Norman says to his lovely wife, "Ethel, I have to come clean with you. In all the years we were married, I was unfaithful to you one time. I'm sorry my dear, I love you forever, can you forgive me?"
Ethel goes into the house and quickly comes back with an old shoe box.
Norman opens the box to find three ears of corn and a wad of $5,000 dollars cash.
"Every time I was unfaithful to you I saved an ear of corn.."
"Well I can understand, three times is no worse than once, but what's all this cash for?" Asks Norman.
Ethel replies "well every time I saved a bushel, I sold it"
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