A woman goes to see her lawyer about getting a divorce.
He asks her, "Why are you seeking a divorce?"
She says "Well, before I was married, my asshole was the size of a dime. Now it's the size of a silver dollar. Does that answer your question?"
He replies, "I don't get it - you want to get divorced over 90 cents?"
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