A woman goes to a grocery store...

after looking around a while, she asks the produce manager where the bananas are.

"I'm sorry, but we're out of bananas," he answers.

She wanders around the store, then comes back and asks him again where the bananas are.

"I already told you, we don't have any bananas" he replies, irritated.

So she wanders around for a bit more, then comes back and asks the him a third time where the bananas are. By now, the produce manager has had it:

"Look lady, can you spell 'Apples'?"

She replies "A-P-P-L-E-S"

"Ok, " the manager says, "now can you spell 'Bananas'?"

The woman smugly replies, "B-A-N-A-N-A-S".

To which he says, "You left out the F-U-C-K."

She looks at him angrily and yells, "There's no 'fuck' in bananas!"

And he yells back, "Lady, that's what I'm trying to tell you!"