A woman finds a genie living in the woods...

A woman was walking one day when she heard a noise coming from the woods. She goes into the woods to look and finds a genie living there. The genie looking suprised says to her, "If you dont tell anybody about me, I will grant you 3 wishes."The woman agrees and The genie says, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman agrees. For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The genie warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to. "The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, The genie grants this and suddenly she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The genie said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."So, again the genie agrees and suddenly she's the richest woman in the world!
The genie then asked about her third wish, too which the women replies. "I'd like a mild heart attack."

"Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! 
Male readers: look below...










....The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

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