So she writes a letter that goes like this:
"Im sick of your shit. Im leaving you, I cant stand you anymore, do not look for me, You are the worst mistake of my life"
She leaves it on his nightstand and hides under the bed to see his reaction.
When the husband arrives, he sits on the bed, reads the letter, inmediatly takes out his cellphone and makes a call:
"Hey Darling, I just left my bitch wife. Yes, I cannot believe it, but now we will be happy together, for real. No hiding ever again my love! Im going over there right now"
He writes something on the letter, gets up and leaves the house.
The wife, totally crushed, crying and moaning, comes out of under the bed and grabs the letter to see what he wrote:
"Your feet were showing, you little shit! Just went to buy some cigarettes"
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