Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Woman: Both my ears hurt.
Doctor: What happened to them?
Woman: I was ironing a shirt and then the phone rang, so I accidentally picked up the iron instead and stuck it to my ear.
Doctor: Well then why does the other one hurt?
Woman: The son of a bitch called back!
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