A man walked by and asked her what's wrong. She said, "I'm just a little depressed. I see all these couples being romantic and I've never been kissed myself."
The man, feeling sorry for her, leans in and kisses her. Pressing her luck, the woman says "I've never been fucked either."
So the man picks her up, turns her over, then throws her into the water.
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