The wife asks the owner, "what's so special about this mirror that it's $50?" The owner says "it's a magic mirror, it will grant you any wish." After a little discussing the husband and wife decide to purchase the mirror.
They haul it home and hang it on their bedroom door. "Try it out," the husband exclaims. The wife looks in the mirror and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door. Give me boobs that touch the floor." All of a sudden, the womens breast enlarge, become voluptuous, and are so big they are touching the floor.
The husband obviously excited wants to try it out. He looks in the mirror and says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my dick touch the floor." All of sudden, the mans legs fall off.
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