A Woman And Her Hundred Kids

There was this woman, who had a hundred children (probably from mexico or something). Now, this woman had no imagination, so she simply named them after the order they were born. The first child was named "1", the second "2" and so on. Unfortunately, the woman and her children got into a terrible accident, (again, probably something to do with mexico) leaving everybody dead, except for 90. The years pass and 90 grows older, having two children of her own. One day, these two children find a stray dog, and take it home. Knowing that their mother would not approve of them owning a dog, they named the dog "This" so she wouldn't know. For example, they would say "Let's take This outside." So 90 would be none the wiser. One day, while the children were playing, they forgot about the dog, and This was run over by a car. (Once again, mexico, crazy shit happens) The children mourned, but no one else had even known the dog had existed. And so...

Only 90's kids will remember This.

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