So, an old woman goes to her Rabbi and says "I just won a hundred million dollars in the lottery!"
Her Rabbi Replies "That is wonderful, what are you going to do with all that money?"
"First, I'm going to donate twenty five million dollars to charity."
"You will do so much good with that money" The Rabbi says
"Then, I will keep twenty five million for myself."
To which the Rabbi says "You deserve the money, you have done so much good in your life."
"The rest of the money will be for building a gold statue of Hitler."
The Rabbi furiously replies "But he has done so much evil to our people, why would you do such a thing?"
The old woman pointed at her wrist and says "He gave me the winning numbers."
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