A wise old monk shows up at a new monastery, where monks spend their time making copies of ancient books.
He goes to the basement of the monastery saying he wants to make copies of the originals, rather than of other's copies, so as to avoid duplicating errors they might have made.
Several hours later the monks, wondering where their new friend is, find him crying in the basement.
They ask him what is wrong and he says "the word is CELEBRATE, not CELIBATE!"
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