A man moves out into the middle of nowhere, Alaska. He has all the amenities he needs, be he doesn't think there's anyone within at least 50 miles of where he is.
A few days after he moves into his house, he gets a knock on his door, and opens it to find a man outside.
"Howdy! I guess we're new neighbors. I live only 50 miles or so down the road! I just wanted to let you know that later this week everyone within 100 miles is going to get together to have our annual bonfire at my place. You should come on over and I'm sure you'll have a great time."
The man says, "That sounds great! I wasn't sure how I'd be able to meet anyone."
The neighbor says, "Now just to warn you, whenever we meet up, there's usually plenty of heavy drinking."
"That's fine with me. It's always easier for me to talk to new people after I've had a couple beers."
"And since there's drinking, there's usually some fightin' too!"
"Well nothing like some rough housing between friends, right?"
The neighbor grins and says, "And since we don't get together very often, there's probably going to be some fuckin' as well!"
"Can't blame folks for getting lonely," says the man. "I can't wait for this bonfire! It sounds like just what I need. Should I bring anything? Food, booze... condoms?"
"Naw, we'll have more than enough of everything to go around. It's only going to be the two of us!"
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