A wildlife biologist and his son were having a discussion about invasive species.
"Suppose an invasive plant got to the US from Africa and started to out-compete native species. What would you do about that?" the biologist asked.
"We'd just import gorillas to eat the plants" the child said.
"Yes, but then the gorillas would become an invasive species. How would we deal with those?" the biologist asked.
The child thought about this for a moment, and then said "We could just bring in some Cincinnati zookeepers!"
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