....being the superstitious woman she is, she went to a fortune teller to see her children's fortunes.
Fortune Teller: "I have great news, and greater news! You see, one child is going to be a very good professional Football player! Your other child, will be an extremely famous musician!"
The wife is amazed, and cannot WAIT to tell her husband the news. She gets home, and tells her husband. Yet, she doesn't get the reaction she had hoped for.
The husband goes: "WHAT?!? No child of mine will EVER be a musician!"
The husband picks up the nearest lamp, and chucks it towards his wife's belly. The lamp hit the stomach and shattered. Suddenly, a soft beat was playing from somewhere. A face presses against the mothers stomach and starts..
"*Bum bum bum bum* you hit my brotha but you didn't hit me! Bum bum bum bum"
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