A new recruit is being shown around the aircraft carrier by the general and at the end of the tour he says, "This all seems nice, but what do we do about the no women situation?" The general smiles and says, "Oh I see what you mean, there's a barrel over there with a hole in it, go try it out." The recruit goes to the barrel and the general returns to his daily chores and about an hour later, the recruit and general meet back up and the recruit says,"Sir, that felt great, better than any woman I've ever had!" The general says,"I'm glad you think so, and you get to use it every day but Thursday." The recruit says," What's on Thursday?" The general says,"That's your day in the barrel."
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