Her husband asks, "Where did you get that?"
"I won it in a raffle." she replies.
The next day she comes home with a new diamond bracelet. He asks her again, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
"I won it in a raffle." she says again. Later that evening, she asks her husband to run a bath for her. He obliges and runs about a half inch to an inch of water in the tub. She comes in and asks him why he didn't fill the tub up.
He says, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
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