Husband: Should we have kids?
Wife: I don't know, there's many factors to consider such as income, education, location, and whether we can be good parents.
Husband: Considering our current situation, I believe that we should not.
Wife: OK, I agree with that statement.
Husband: You heard her, get the hell out of this house!
(Kid 1 and kid 2 are thrown out to the streets)
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