And he makes his wishes. Excited, he runs back to the compound. When he finds his white supremacist buddy, he says, "Bill, I've solved all our problems--I found a magic lamp and genie inside granted me three wishes."
"What did you wish for?" Bill asks.
"First, I wished that the blacks would stop stealing our women. Second, I wished that the Mexicans would stop stealing our jobs. Third, I wished that the Asians would stop stealing our education."
Bill exclaims, "You idiot!"
"Wait, why?"
"You could've just wished for a world without Jews and had two wishes left over!"
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