A man walks from the billiard table to the bar in a pub. He says to the bartender with confidence: "I like to make a bet, that I can piss in a glass 5 meters(16 feet) across the room without spilling one drop!". The bartender laughs out loud and asks jokily: "Well how much will the bet be?" "500 euro's", he shows the bartender the money and the bartender says " Deal!".
The man unzips his pants and starts pissing, he pisses on the bar, on the chairs, on the ground and even on the bartender, everywhere except in the glass 5 meters across. The bartender and the man both laughing their asses off. Then the bartender asks the man: "Why are you laughing, you're 500 euro's poorer!" "Well, I just made a bet with that man at the billiard table, that I will piss on everything here and that you will just laugh about it for 750 euro's!"
Ps. English is not my native language, so be please gentle about grammar and such!
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