He calls the bartender over and asks him to get him a beer. The bartender returns with a cold beer and a paper boat filled with peanuts.
He slowly drinks his beer, and eventually starts cracking open peanuts and eating them absent-mindedly.
*"I like your tie. It contrasts very well with your suit."*
The man looks around, expecting to see someone sitting next to him, yet there was no one else at the bar. Dismissing the tiny voice, he continues drinking and snacking once again.
*"Your fresh haircut looks very nice."*
Spinning in his stool, the man glances around furtively to catch the speaker, but to no avail; there was no one near him. The bartender was polishing a glass at the other side of the counter. Slightly irritated, the man continues to drink his beer and eat more nuts, trying to forget he ever heard anything.
*"...Your shoes are exceptionally well polished tonight."*
"Alright!" shouted the man, "what the hell is going on?"
The bartender turns, looking slightly alarmed at the man's sudden outburst. "What's the problem mate?"
"Are you coming on to me or something? What's up with all the comments?" inquires the man, accusatory.
"Oh," remarks the bartender, starting to laugh at the man. "Didn't you read the sign on the way in, chum?"
"No," responded the man, still irritated.
"The peanuts," says the bartender, "are complimentary."
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