He asks for some 15 year old cognac. The bartender pours and passes a glass, and the man takes a sip. He makes a face, and says "I specifically asked for 15 year old cognac, this is only 12 years old. This will not do."
So he asks for a glass of 21 year old scotch instead. The bartender passes another glass, the man drinks, scowls, and says "This Scotch is only 10 years old, what kind of a fool do you take me for?"
An owlish-looking drunk, sitting in a corner, stands up and offers the man a glass full of amber liquid. The man gamely takes a sip, then sprays it across the bar and shouts "Jesus Christ, that's piss!" "That's right," agrees the drunk, "and how old am I?"
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