Any flavor you want.

Two good ol' boys are riding down the road in their truck one afternoon. As they travel down the road, they pass by an orchard of peach trees. On the side of the road, there's a sign that says "Peaches any flavor you want".

The younger boy says, "Hey, man, did you see that? They got peaches any flavor you want!".

The older boy says "Nah, they don't. They're just trying to get your attention."

The younger boy says "Aw, come on! Let's go get one!"

The older boy just utters "Fine..." and quickly does a U-turn back towards the orchard. He parks the truck next to the sign and says "Alright, get your peach and I'll wait here."

The younger boy jumps out of the truck and runs towards an old house off in the distance. When he gets there, he sees an old man sitting on a rocking chair on the front porch.

The younger boy says "Hey, that sign said 'Peaches any flavor you want'. Is it true?".

The old man replies with "Sure is. I got peaches any flavor you want."

The younger boy says "Got any flavored like peanut butter and jelly?"

The old man points at a tree, and says "Sure do. It's that tree just over yonder."

The younger boy walks over to the tree and picks a peach. He takes a bite, and sure enough, it tastes just like peanut butter. But there's no hint of jelly.

"I can taste the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?" said the younger boy.

"You just turn that peach on over, son." says the old man

The younger boy flips the peach over and takes a bite. The peach tastes just like grape jelly. Excited over this, he runs back to the truck.

"It's true! They got peaches any flavor you want!" said the younger boy.
"Alright, I gotta see this..." said the older brother as he gets out of the truck.

The older brother makes his way up to the old man's house.

"Alright, he says you got peaches any flavor you want. Is it true?" said the older boy

"Sure is, sonny. I got all kinds of flavors." said the old man

The older boy gets a smug look, and replied "OK... You got one that tastes like pussy?"

With a sly grin, the old man points to a tree and says "Sure do. It's that tree just over there."

The older boy walks to the tree and picks a peach. He hesitates, but then takes a big bite. He's disgusted by the taste.

"Ugh, this tastes like shit!" says the older boy

From the distance, he hears the old man yell "WELL, TURN IT OVER!"




Edit: A few spelling corrections.