One day, as he's working, he hears a voice in his head that says, "Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."
He thinks it's a little odd, but shrugs it off and continues working. A few days later, the voice returns. "Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."
He shrugs it off again, but it continues to come back. Over the next few weeks, he hears the voice more often, always saying the same thing - "Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."
"I can't just sell everything I have and move" he thinks to himself.
"Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."
"I just can't up and move from--"
"Sell everything you have and move to Las Vegas."
The man becomes frustrated. The next few days at work, the voice is relentless.
Finally, the man gives in. He sells his home, cars, and every personal belonging he has until he's left with nothing but a big bank account. He drives the one car he didn't sell to Las Vegas. As he's approaching the city, the voice returns.
"Go to the Bellagio."
The man drives to the Bellagio. As he parks, the voice says "Take your cash and go to the roulette table."
The man walks inside, gets his chips, and goes towards a roulette table. As he approaches the table, the voice says "bet everything you have on the number 26"
"What? This is everything I have, I'm not betting it all on--"
"Bet everything you have on the number 26"
The man breathes deep. He sets all of his chips on the number 26. Everyone at the table gives him a strange look as the dealer spins the wheel and puts the ball in. The wheel spins and the ball begins to bounce around inside the wheel. The wheel slows and the ball settles into the number 8.
The voice inside the man's head says "FUCK!"
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