The problem is their budget is much too small to buy the needed electrical cable to connect it to the power plant in the nearby town. They enlist the village's best businessman, Shlomo Goldberg, to go to America and procure the needed cable on this tiny budget.
One month later Goldberg returns with 5,000 miles of electrical cable. The villagers are astounded "Goldberg, how did you manage to get this much cable with the $100 we gave you?"
Goldberg explains that he met an American businessman who loved to gamble and make crazy deals. Goldberg convinced the American to sell him a length of electrical cable that would stretch from the tip of his nose to the tip of his penis for $100, "and you should have the seen the look on that schmuck's face when I explained that the tip of my dick is in a synagogue in Ukraine!"
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