and after many lonely nights, he vows to himself that the first thing he will do once he hits land is to get laid. Sure enough, as the ship comes to port, he heads to the closest brothel.
Unfortunately, the last voyage was a miserable failure, and he returned with less money than he set off with!
The Madame of the brothel asks him, "What'll it be, boy?"
He shakes his head and says, "I have no coin to me name, but I have one coin and will take what ye have for that!"
The Madame bares a queer smile and to the sailor's delight, mentions that there is one whore for that price, and ushers him into the room. He sees the whore before the lights are extinguished, and is shocked! She is beautiful, and he is very excited.
They get to it. He becomes worried that maybe he himself is not up to par for this whore, as she is dry and barren and he cannot derive pleasure from this lovemaking experience!
"One moment, honey, I'll be right back," says the whore. She returns in a few minutes, and they get back to it. Lo and Behold! she is wet as can be and he finishes in a matter of minutes.
As they are cleaning up, he gets curious, and asks the whore, "At first I thought me too ugly for ye, but then ye left and came back and it was great! What did ye do?"
Without hesitation, the whore replies, "Oh, it was nothing. I simply picked the scabs."
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