Two paleontologists walk into a Walgreens at two in the morning

intently holding matching duffel bags safeguarded and pressed against their respective chests. Amused, the cashier asked why the men appear so nervous. Amused, the men respond. The cashier becomes amused. The men then depart from the walgreens, having found what they were looking for and at a reasonable price. One man ends up falling on the pavement and he is still fine. The other, in jest, asks if it's his balance he lost or just his marbles. Verbatim, "Your balance or marbles lost? Out of your mind? Get it together Richard!" he exclaims. Richard and him move forward. They continue as it should be. That Walgreens is open 24 hours except for Sunday.

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