because of his eye. He lost it years ago, and he can not afford to buy a glass eye. All he can afford is an eye made of wood. One day, his friend decides to try to help him up his self confidence by telling him about a party. The man is reluctant, but his friend insists. At the party, the man is standing there, feeling awkward and out of place. His friend comes up to him and points out a very fat woman and says, "Hey, you should go ask her to dance." The man decides to face his fear and go ask her. He goes up to her, and says "Excuse me, miss. Would you like to dance?" The woman's eyes light up and she replies "Would I? Would I!" The man walks away, and says "Fatass."
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