A angry man storms into a bar, orders a drink, slams it back in one, and stands up to declare in a loud voice: "I just want everyone to know that lawyers are fucking assholes."
"Hey!" yells a guy in the back of the bar. "I take exception to that!"
"What," the first man snarls, "are you a lawyer?"
"No! I'm an fucking asshole!"
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