He goes up to the barkeep and asks "Do you have any vintage blood?"
The Barkeep shakes his head no, "Sorry we stopped serving blood a few weeks ago."
The vampire then says he will wait for his friends before moving on to another bar.
A few minutes later another vampire enters and again asks the barkeep for a glass of blood. Getting the same reply he joins his friend at the table to wait for the third.
When the third vampire walks in the barkeep is already agitated that a table is being taken up with no tab and stops the vampire short. "I already told your two friends we don't serve blood anymore, can you guys leave so I can free up the table for others?"
The third vampire said "No, no! I need a cup of hot water, good sir! Near a boil if possible."
The barkeep, looking very confused asked. "Why would you need a cup of hot water?"
The vampire pulled out a used tampon and with a smile said "Tea time."
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It took the barkeep several hours to clean the vomit from the patrons who witnessed his first sip.
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